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A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Cats keep trying to cover them up Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?

It was invented by Lyndsay Williams, in the Girton Labs, her idea is that people can place them at strategic places around the house with reminders such as 'take the bread out of the oven', or 'time for my vitamin pill.

Look out for the post-it notes in 2009, they should be about for a pack of ten.

British technology company in Cambridge, England has invented an intelligent paper memo post-it note.

It's key feature is a built-in alarm clock that can be programmed to flash or beep. A secret process uses thermo-chromic ink to display a digital clock readout on paper.

The answer is exceedingly long, in fact one light year long, this is how the blades get to exceed the speed of light when the scissors close - theoretically.

Finally, can anything move faster than the speed of light? • Funny wisdom • Funny did you know facts • Can you believe it!

And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

It certainly has a few adult debating the merits of this 'fact'.

For example, is there a typo, should it read not 'speed of light', but 'speed of sound'. Next comes the question how long are these scissors.

By the end of the event, people will be tired of answering the same questions about their job and hobbies!