After all, what's sexy to one person is 'Are you kidding? I'm not entirely sure whether it makes me sad, hopeful or a resourceful workaholic (it's my job, after all, to work with potential), but I can usually find something sexy about practically every person I meet.
In the next set, researchers increased the eyes and lips by 10% with this result: the faces were seen as younger and more beautiful.
Once these features were exaggerated further however, the faces were universally judged as sexier.
It's all so well done, it's a little contrived really, I sniffed… what was he doing rummaging around in that rubbish bin?
Turned out the dishevelled look wasn't contrived after all.
(Which supports my own personal theory that the more attractive (aka symmetrical) you are, the more opportunities you have had to have sex and the higher your sexual scorecard.
So all you smug bastards who look wide-eyed when asked and say, 'I've only ever had three' could effectively be saying, 'Only three people have asked me'.) Lesson: Wear matching socks. • You look like your genitals Err, perhaps I'd better explain this one properly.
That's right, good old MN again, guiding us to the people most likely to keep the planet populated!
Lesson: Feel zero guilt when spending up big on lipgloss and load it on.
• You've got a big mouth Researchers created computerised versions of the average female face before getting test groups to rate their attractiveness.
The first set were awarded an average attractiveness rating.
Phallic shaped foods like courgettes and bananas also subconsciously influence desire. hotdogs are so popular (let's not even go there about the sauce); b.