So, she turned around and she actually backed into me while I’m sitting down. I was about 38 at the time, and I was about 10 to 15 pounds too heavy for the bucket.
Early on, an experienced zoophile friend took me under his wing and taught me something I’ll always remember: A horse is going to give you his butt before he will ever give you his head. You know, it’s amazing — I don’t know if I have this innate thing or something, but only one horse has ever tried to kick me and that was while I was picking out her hooves, never during sex.Horses might bite people who come into their space, but maybe that’s because a lot of them are just used to people coming into the stall, putting on a bridle, taking them for a three-hour run, and putting them back.And, as I discovered, mares taste very, very nice, like mown grass or fresh hay, and they really enjoy oral stimulation. That’s how I know sexuality can change, because mine changed. That’s something that a lot of people don’t understand.I’ve always made sure, except for the first few times when I was a neophyte, that my partner has an orgasm, whether it’s a human or a horse, because I want her to have a really good time, and oral is something she almost always enjoys. I saw a clinical psychologist following a recent trauma around two friends suddenly dying, and this perhaps reactivated the trauma of the death of my first love. That’s sort of how I see it, but I guess it’s silly to project human-relationship standards onto an animal.There are some people whom I would never want to associate with because they are not good people, but there are bad people in life in general. We are a varied community: city folk, country folk. When I first gave a horse oral sex I was in my early 20s, and one of the things I had to overcome was the thought that it’s disgusting to go down on a horse, much like the way some men feel about women. I picked her up for 0 because she was going on a meat truck. I’ve never had a relationship with a horse that was as in-depth as the one I have with her.
The popular image of that person on the farm who goes and abuses animals because there’s no other outlet, that’s not the case. So it was at the back of my head at the time, and it’s kind of strange because there’s nothing about horses that’s disgusting to me. I much enjoy her company; it’s really not just about sex.I remember everyone was trying to console me, and I left the house and went out to the pasture and just screamed. My wife is the one who encouraged me to go and buy some horses. It’s never been a secret or, like, something I surprised her with or made her feel like she had to agree to or we were going to break up.I don’t want to sound trite, but communication is very important in marriage. She’s offered to stand guard to make sure that I get privacy because one of the issues I have at the moment is that my mares can’t live on my property.My friend was there at the time, and he was holding her head. I’d brushed her, cleaned her under her tail, and cleaned her face.He didn’t have to do that — it’s not like we were doing things that she wasn’t enjoying — but he was there to protect me. I’d scooped snot out of her nose — we know each other very intimately.But the really interesting thing is that after having oral sex she turned away from me, lifted her tail, and walked backward into me and actually onto me. I’ve had the luck and the privilege to know two veterinarians and a doctor who were open to the idea, so I talked to them and I investigated zoonosis — the transference of diseases from animals to people. Horses have parasites, but they generally don’t, like us.